Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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