This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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