Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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