i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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