names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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