Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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