Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Randomize
