Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My vagina just recognized that song.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
