You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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