Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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