The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
