Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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