Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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