belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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