What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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