that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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