that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
