idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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