Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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