you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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