do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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