Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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