whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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