Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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