Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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