If i come over, it means nothing
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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