she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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