It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
