glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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