yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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