I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Blood and glitter go together right?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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