I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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