I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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