she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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