great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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