that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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