I want to stick my p in your. b.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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