Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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