It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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