I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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