its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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