As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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