great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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