dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm bleeding and have questions
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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