When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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