I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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