is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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