I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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