We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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