They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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