OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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