Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
