sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This is the high leading the old right now
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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