Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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